"Saaatan. Your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I gonna pretend you are? Liza Minnelli?"

I rented the South Park movie Saturday, and have watched it five times in English and once in French. And I did all that in two days, seeing as I was with Jessi from Sunday 'til yesterday afternoon.

I saw the Ring 2, and it had some fuckin' cool special effects, but the movie itself was kinda... eh. >>; THERE WERE THESE REALLY FAKE MOOSE...Mooses? Fuck. I don't know what the plural form of moose is, so I'mma call them mooses. Anyway. They were so fake it was actually pretty damn funny, and the blonde chick slammed into them with her car and they just sort of rolled over it in all their poorly computerized splendor.

We have a whole box of thin mints, and since my parents are on Weight Watchers, I get all of them. Having a fast metabolism never kicked so much ass. =O

I get to endure the joys of a family fun this weekend; I have to go to my grandma's house Saturday to meet Jim's two adult children I have no interest in, and Sunday my mom's family is coming over for Easter Brunch. Shoot me now. D:

On the bright side, I'm attempting to con my mom into taking me shopping tomorrow on her day off. It's not going so well. n_n;